Everything's BIGGER in Texas!

Okay I just have to post this.... Last night when we arrived at Alamo Hope really had to pee. So she goes to the bathroom while we're signing the papers and she comes out jumping around and all excited. "Mama, you're never gonna believe it.... you know how our bathrooms back home have the 2 toilet paper rolls? Well here in Texas they have 4!!!!" I refrained from laughing in her face, and all I could say was, "Well, honey, everything IS bigger in Texas!" LOL