Hope's Best Friend

Hope is famous for her "Hopey-ism's" as we dub them. Always saying off the wall crazy things, putting her foot in her mouth and not even realizing it and making some hysterical comments throughout her 7 years. So it would only be natural that her best friend, Miss Evangelina would be no different. Yesterday after church we headed to Mexico with the Perkins for lunch. As we were looking over the menu her mother asked, "Evangelina, do you want rice or not?" To which she replied, "Yes, with soy sauce please!" The waitress at MEXICO just looked at her like she was crazy. A short while later she asks if I wanna hear a joke. OK. "A MEXICAN walks into....." Noooooooooooooooooooooo LOL Hope's waving her arms dramatically trying to hush her up and explaining in a very loud whisper that I'm sure everyone heard on why she can't say stuff like that there. Her mother had just put a big bite in her mouth and nearly choked as I just sat there laughing till tears fell. Funniest joke I've heard in a long time and she didn't even get past the first 4 words!